Hi guys, sorry we haven't been on in like, for-fucking-ever. It makes me sad, for lack of a better word.
But seriously, what the fuck is up? I haven't really been doing anything for ever. So, I'm pretty much updating just to update. Oh, I'm going to the capital today. Lansing, hell yeah. Michigan State. Michigan.
But hopefully I'll update more, because I downloaded the app on my fancy new smart phone. I'm joining the ranks, guys! So, until next time.
-Shelby
Wednesday, 14 March 2012
Herp Derp
Saturday, 20 August 2011
Well then
Well no one has posted in a while. So I am going to.................Well that was fun. I am gonna go walk my dogs now. Kay bye.
~S (Ansley)
~S (Ansley)
Friday, 27 May 2011
Phone Tapping
I've been throwing this idea around in my head for a while, and it's finally coming to fruition. A few reasons behind this idea before I begin:
1. Besides Twitter, texting is the main form of communication between the Freaks, since we're spread far and wide throughout the day, and we never know when genius will strike.
2. People are always really paranoid about other people reading their texts. Since we're outside the mainstream, we're the opposite - we want to share our private conversations with you.
3. We want you to experience how our minds actually work on a day-to-day basis, not just on blog days.
Because of the barrier between us, however, you guys might not get some of our inside jokes. Anything that might be unclear, I have hyperlinked to something else that may explain it better, SO DON'T SKIP OUT ON THE LINKS! *ahem*
This first conversation is between Abby and I, from February 20, 2011. For clarity, my texts will be represented by K, and Abby will be reperesented by P. Enjoy!
K: Are you watching Hockey Day in America (in America)?
P: Kinda, it's on the TV, but I'm on the computer.
K: Did you see that Dumbledore-looking guy playing pond hockey?
P: OMG, YES! Dumbledore lives, and he plays hockey!
K: YES. So, I totally nerded out and got Tetris and NHL GameCenter on my phone. I heart free apps, and the letter U.
P: NERD! So, since you don't have CBC, I need to tell you about Don Cherry's suit: black and yellow checkers. In other words, DONALD S. CHERRY IS A HUFFLEPUFF, BITCH!
K: I'm glad I didn't see it - I feel like I'd have nightmares.
P: Oh yeah, I forgot you're afraid of checkers. Pussy.
K: At least I don't have a crippling fear of bees. And Smith Puget.
P: Fear of bees and Smith Puget makes a lot more sense than fear of a geometric pattern. Oh, and pixels.
K: Fear of geometric patterns is legit - geometry is Satan's work.
P: Even triangles?
K: Triangles are a whole different bag of awesome.
P: No, triangles are the devil trying to tempt you into sin. Just be sure to keep the lurve of Jebus in your heart, and you can overcome those evil triangles.
K: LOLOL what. Jesus is so mainstream.
P: I spent a good chunk of the day looking through an anti-religious Tumblr, so that kind of bullshit was on my mind. And yes, Jesus is SO mainstream.
K: Trufax, man.
P: You should worship the flying spaghetti monster; he's still underground and he hasn't sold out to the man yet. And you can eat lots of spaghetti sandwiches.
K: I'd only be in it for the spaghetti sandwiches.
P: Yay! You can be just like Gary Busey!
K: Yay?
P: Coco will have his blimp follow you everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
K: It's always been my dream to be stalked by an obnoxious orange blimp.
P: Mine too! No wonder we're such good buddies - we have so much in common!
1. Besides Twitter, texting is the main form of communication between the Freaks, since we're spread far and wide throughout the day, and we never know when genius will strike.
2. People are always really paranoid about other people reading their texts. Since we're outside the mainstream, we're the opposite - we want to share our private conversations with you.
3. We want you to experience how our minds actually work on a day-to-day basis, not just on blog days.
Because of the barrier between us, however, you guys might not get some of our inside jokes. Anything that might be unclear, I have hyperlinked to something else that may explain it better, SO DON'T SKIP OUT ON THE LINKS! *ahem*
This first conversation is between Abby and I, from February 20, 2011. For clarity, my texts will be represented by K, and Abby will be reperesented by P. Enjoy!
K: Are you watching Hockey Day in America (in America)?
P: Kinda, it's on the TV, but I'm on the computer.
K: Did you see that Dumbledore-looking guy playing pond hockey?
P: OMG, YES! Dumbledore lives, and he plays hockey!
K: YES. So, I totally nerded out and got Tetris and NHL GameCenter on my phone. I heart free apps, and the letter U.
P: NERD! So, since you don't have CBC, I need to tell you about Don Cherry's suit: black and yellow checkers. In other words, DONALD S. CHERRY IS A HUFFLEPUFF, BITCH!
K: I'm glad I didn't see it - I feel like I'd have nightmares.
P: Oh yeah, I forgot you're afraid of checkers. Pussy.
K: At least I don't have a crippling fear of bees. And Smith Puget.
P: Fear of bees and Smith Puget makes a lot more sense than fear of a geometric pattern. Oh, and pixels.
K: Fear of geometric patterns is legit - geometry is Satan's work.
P: Even triangles?
K: Triangles are a whole different bag of awesome.
P: No, triangles are the devil trying to tempt you into sin. Just be sure to keep the lurve of Jebus in your heart, and you can overcome those evil triangles.
K: LOLOL what. Jesus is so mainstream.
P: I spent a good chunk of the day looking through an anti-religious Tumblr, so that kind of bullshit was on my mind. And yes, Jesus is SO mainstream.
K: Trufax, man.
P: You should worship the flying spaghetti monster; he's still underground and he hasn't sold out to the man yet. And you can eat lots of spaghetti sandwiches.
K: I'd only be in it for the spaghetti sandwiches.
P: Yay! You can be just like Gary Busey!
K: Yay?
P: Coco will have his blimp follow you everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
K: It's always been my dream to be stalked by an obnoxious orange blimp.
P: Mine too! No wonder we're such good buddies - we have so much in common!
Monday, 11 April 2011
A Lakeside Picnic
So we were going to go uptown (Howell) but we were in Kohl's and Shelby and I saw a few little kid cups and decided we were going to buy them and have a picnic. These are some pictures from us eating and our food, plates and stuff like that. Landon face
Burp face
Duck face
Dessert
Eating 1
Eating 2
Eating 3
Our picnic basket
We straight up G!
Dressing
Spinach!
Our pretzels
Our Straight edge wine XXX
VEGGIE STRAWS!
~S (A)
Burp face 
Duck face 
Dessert 
Eating 1 
Eating 2 
Eating 3 
Our picnic basket 
We straight up G! 
Dressing 
Spinach! 
Our pretzels 
Our Straight edge wine XXX 
VEGGIE STRAWS! 
Our orange
Pizza sauce
My bun
Pizza sauce Our Apple Sauce 
Our vegan chicken patties
Shelby's bun
My bun 
Landon's plate
My Plate
Kari's plate
Wednesday, 6 April 2011
A new posting member
So, I have been a member since the beginning. This is just my first post that I am actually typing! I am the famous Shakemanzilla, also known by Shake or even Ansley. Like my twitter says I am pretty much like all the rest. So just remember, whatever you need to remember.
~S(A)
~S(A)
Good God Damn
When Kari reads these posts out loud, she sounds so fucking intense. Almost as intense as camping.
Like, honestly. It's almost as intense as Morgan Freeman narrating people taking a dump. I just wanna be like, "Oh my fucking God, dude! You should have narrated that Planet Earth shit, or whatever."
Did Morgan Freeman narrate those? I don't really watch tv, so I don't know. But really, it's so intense! I should record it and put it on the blog so EVERYONE can listen to it.
I feel like a stoner now.....
-S
Like, honestly. It's almost as intense as Morgan Freeman narrating people taking a dump. I just wanna be like, "Oh my fucking God, dude! You should have narrated that Planet Earth shit, or whatever."
Did Morgan Freeman narrate those? I don't really watch tv, so I don't know. But really, it's so intense! I should record it and put it on the blog so EVERYONE can listen to it.
I feel like a stoner now.....
-S
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