Sunday 13 December 2009

Welcome to Livingston County

Hey, all. Living in a small town sometimes blows, so we're here to share our boredom. There's so much to do in Livingston County - you could go to the movies, you could...ah...uh...nope, that's pretty much it. To have real fun, you'd have to drive the twenty miles to Ann Arbor, or fifty to Detroit.

The county is almost perfectly square, which attests to the number of almost perfectly square people that populate it. It's also inhabited mostly by Caucasians (which is why my high school history teacher took to calling our town Whiten, as opposed to Brighton).

It's just a little hole in the road, and it gets pretty deep around here, so don't fall in. It could be hazardous to your health.

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