Merry Happy

As mentioned previously by yours truly, the Freaks are celebrating our one year anniversary this month. Coupled with the holidays, Shelby and I decided to do something special to reminisce about our first documented year in Suburbia. I give you: The Twelve Months of Freakdom.

In the first month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the second month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the third month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the fourth month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the fifth month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the sixth month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the seventh month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: seven yapping Tweeks, six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the eighth month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: eight ugly dresses, seven yapping Tweeks, six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the ninth month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: nine "Inception" mindfucks, eight ugly dresses, seven yapping Tweeks, six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the tenth month of existence the Freaks gave to you: ten drunken locksmiths, nine "Inception" mindfucks, eight ugly dresses, seven yapping Tweeks, six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the eleventh month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: eleven vrooming Jacks, ten drunken locksmiths, nine "Inception" mindfucks, eight ugly dresses, seven yapping Tweeks, six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

In the twelfth month of existence, the Freaks gave to you: twelve Edward Cullens, eleven vrooming Jacks, ten drunken locksmiths, nine "Inception" mindfucks, eight ugly dresses, seven yapping Tweeks, six thumping vans, five pole shoes, four knocking Mormons, three murdered ladies, two mocha lattes, a ukulele and a LEMUR.

Whew. That's a lot in one year. Well, from all of us here in Suburbia to all of you out there, Merry Happy! We can't wait to see what's in store for our next twelve months of existence...