Outlaw Freaks

I feel we've been lacking off in our posting of the crazy mishaps of Freakdom, but I promise you, there's a big event coming soon, so don't fret, non-readers.

For now, here's a little fable to tide you over: Saturday night/the wee hours of Sunday morning, the Freaks were almost caught trespassing in a cemetery, which would have broken Brighton city ordinances. Oops.

The moral of the story: make sure there are no cops on foot patrol at the Mill Pond when you break into the Old Village Cemetery (even though the gate was unlocked).