In Memoriam

Hello fellow Hole in the Road-ers, today we gather for a sad occasion. Our good friend, Pole Shoe, has disappeared. I made this tragic discover a few weeks ago, while at Target with my mom. Out of habit, I looked over at the pole our friend usually occupies, but it was empty, as were all the other poles in the parking lot. One can only imagine where pole shoe is now, maybe he's in a garbage dump, maybe he's in the middle of a busy street, or worse, maybe he's actually being worn by some gross little kid. Either way, we must remember Pole Shoe the way he was, not the way he might be now. And now, I would like us all to take a moment of silence in honor of our friend.

We will miss you, Pole Shoe.